Bizarre

MP3 Audio CD. As suitable structure necessitates that a writer cites in his introduction the people to whom he is mostly thankful, Lawton grabs this chance of expressing that through the drafting of this volume he was grateful to Dr. Warren S. Holder, his dentist, Mr. William Vroom, his dressmaker, Mr. M. Tesshow, his stationer and tobacconist, and Messrs. Acker, Merrall & Condit, his salespersons.

Though these noblemen neither proofread his work nor observed its publication nor granted him to open intermittent records and family correspondences, nor gave him confidential information of their fathers and great uncles as they discerned them; although they had done nothing of these accustomed matters, nonetheless Lawton was unmistakably their defaulter and he remains to be such.

Bizarre contains: I ? What-Nots: Unsolicited Personal Adornments; Shelf Culture; Portable Pigeonholes; Simile; The Beatified Race; Jouez Balle; The Art of Packing; Agriculture Indoors; Snowy Bosoms; Interior Desperation; The Writing on the Screen; Musique Glacée; The Care of the Husband; Terminology of Tardiness; Oppressors of the meek; Putting Pedagogy Across; Coaching From the Side-lines; Fast and Loose; The Primrose_ Pathology; Fightier_Than_the_Sword; Enlightenment; Holiday Misgivings; All, All Are Gone, The Old Familiar Façades; My Museum; On Chairs-And Off; II ? Minims: The Night of the Fleece; Black Jitney; Light Breakfast; The Man Opposite; Lucy the Literary Agent; The Creeping Fingers; The Man With the Hose; III ? Jangles: Those Symphony Concert Programs; How to Know the Instruments; Notes on Pianos; The Life-drama of a Musical Critic; and The Survival of the Fattest.

Alexander Lawton Mackall was born in Chestnut Hill, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, was a writer, journalist and gastronomy expert and academic.