How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing and Find Your Inner Mobster

New. New Ships From Canada New No dust jacket as issued 112p; 22 cm Book Description Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying--usually involving an icepick and duct tape In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn* The three most common uses for toothpicks: "'"dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex "'" * All about honeymoons: "'"Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks Like South Jersey "'" * To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest * The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin From the mobster's "'"Code of Conduct"'" to "'"Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail"'" and even a chapter called "'"Minestrone for the Mob Soul, "'" Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for