Mrs Brown's Family Handbook

London, England : Penguin Books, 2014. Soft cover. As New. As New, A Gentle Read Copy. - May Have Minor Shelf Wear To Edges And/Or Turned Corners. - For More Information On Condition. Please See All Photos. ~ Mrs Brown's Family Handbook, the first and only official book from Brendan O'Carroll's brilliant comic creation, is filled with useful advice and gives us a unique look into the lives of the Brown family. Millions of us have wondered how Agnes Brown does it. Keeping her end up while seven grown-up children tear about the fecking place like the eejits haven't got a home to go to. Packed with Mammy's tips for keeping a perfect family, or at least a family, as well as contributions from her children, neighbours and other hangers on, Mrs Brown's Family Handbook dispenses advice in her own inimical fecking style. You'll learn: . why every mammy's secret weapon is the tea towel . the dos and don'ts of cleaning up Granddad . what Dermot doesn't know about farting (not much) . what Winnie knows about seks (not enough) . all about the Five-Sausages-A-Day Diet (hint: contains sausages) . from Maria all about pain relief in child birth (if its free, take it)